by 三日
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imagine a fic where they try picking up girls but in the end they have hot angry jealous sex
it would be such a magnificent fic
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7855156/1/Away_Team_Advantage
“I know the perfect place for you to lose,” America says, grinning like an idiot.
“Good, then let’s go. I just hope they’ve got a nice corner for you to sit down and cry in when I completely and totally emasculate you.” England throws him an insincere smile and saunters out, hands pressed into his pockets.
Emasculate yourself, America thinks venomously.
GUYS
SOMEONE(vennumberten from ff.net) WROTE IT GO READ! it’s hilarious and perfect.
Hetalia Drunk Headcanons
Italy: Easy going drunk, not as easily scared as he usually is. Clings to Germany a lot when he's on the brink of passing out.
Germany: Loud, "I love you man" drunk.
Japan: Cut-loose drunk. Lampshades and ties on head and no pants and all.
America: Designated driver. Will have a light drink or two, but is really in it for the free soda the bar gives him for not drinking. He's not in control of his strength when he's drunk (he's the paranoid type) and he prefers not to get that far.
England: Snappy, wallowing in self-pity drunk. Cries to himself and insists he hasn't had too much to drink.
Russia: Drunk? What are you talking about. jk. It takes a while but he's sort of the sleepy, philosophical drunk, likes to think about how history could have gone differently. Sort of like England in the self-pity department without the dramatics.
France: Pretty much the same as normal, with a little less dexterity. Sings a lot. Joins Japan in karaoke when he's there.
China: Fighter drunk. Picks the bar fights. Does shot contests.
This is absolutely terrifying. Just look at it, it is so real and astonishing. You need to reblog this. I don’t care if you’re used to reblogging orange, teenage girls with vans on. I don’t care if you’re used to reblogging vintage or photography. This is real. You can even see the fury in his eyes. The tense muscles in between his fingers. The heavy breathing.
reblog this. NOW.
in all seriousness though
Giveaway Time
- Brand new Arte Stella Piccolo Hetalia artbook.
- 1 Hetalia Keychain from Set 3. Could be Spain, Prussia, Austria, Hungary, Lithuania, Poland, Liechtenstein or Switzerland.
- Maybe some random stuff from the 100yen store when I go to buy an envelope.
Rules:
- Reblog as many times as you like to enter
- Likes also count
- Follows do not count but are greatly appreciated!
- The winner will be chosen by http://www.random.org/ on May 20th.
- I will ship worldwide, shipping is free too!
I’ll answer any questions in my ask box. Good luck!
~Noa
![kananya:
~ SPRING CLEANING HETALIA GIVE AWAY ~
I’m doing some spring cleaning and I’m just discovering the copious amount of shit I have. Just, wow, I have so much crap it is not even funny. So, I’ll just give it all away.
I’m not really into Hetalia as much anymore, so I’m sure all my Merch could go to a fan who would enjoy it more than I do now!
What you get is basically what you see, plus 1.
Included:
~ Gilbird Plush Keychain thing
~ World Series Hetalia Season 3
~ Axis Powers Hetalia Volumes 1 + 2 In English (Not in the best condition, my apologies!)
~ Axis Powers Hetalia Volume 3 Special Edition + Special Extra Booklet In Japanese (In very good condition however)
~ “Pull my Ahoge” baby blue shirt [Size Medium Womans]
~ [NOT PICTURED] Olive green shirt [Looks like THIS] [Size Medium in Mens]
~ Germany/Italy flag pin
RULES
~ Likes count
~ Reblog as many times as you want, just be mindful of your followers. Tag it as giveaway or something so people can savior it if they choose to.
~ You don’t need to be following me, but it would be appreciated. However, keep in mind that I rarely post Hetalia.
~ It ends next Wednesday, the 25th at 6 PM EST. The Winners will be announced on the Thursday after at the latest.
~ I’ll ship anywhere
IN REGARDS TO THE T SHIRT
If you’re not a size Medium, my apologies. You could take it anyway just because or give it to a friend, or I could find some one else to give them to. You will still get everything else, though!
Best of luck!](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2lm2eCQkV1r7522oo1_1280.jpg)
~ SPRING CLEANING HETALIA GIVE AWAY ~
I’m doing some spring cleaning and I’m just discovering the copious amount of shit I have. Just, wow, I have so much crap it is not even funny. So, I’ll just give it all away.I’m not really into Hetalia as much anymore, so I’m sure all my Merch could go to a fan who would enjoy it more than I do now!
What you get is basically what you see, plus 1.
Included:
~ Gilbird Plush Keychain thing
~ World Series Hetalia Season 3
~ Axis Powers Hetalia Volumes 1 + 2 In English (Not in the best condition, my apologies!)
~ Axis Powers Hetalia Volume 3 Special Edition + Special Extra Booklet In Japanese (In very good condition however)
~ “Pull my Ahoge” baby blue shirt [Size Medium Womans]
~ [NOT PICTURED] Olive green shirt [Looks like THIS] [Size Medium in Mens]
~ Germany/Italy flag pin
RULES
~ Likes count
~ Reblog as many times as you want, just be mindful of your followers. Tag it as giveaway or something so people can savior it if they choose to.
~ You don’t need to be following me, but it would be appreciated. However, keep in mind that I rarely post Hetalia.
~ It ends next Wednesday, the 25th at 6 PM EST. The Winners will be announced on the Thursday after at the latest.
~ I’ll ship anywhere
IN REGARDS TO THE T SHIRT
If you’re not a size Medium, my apologies. You could take it anyway just because or give it to a friend, or I could find some one else to give them to. You will still get everything else, though!
Best of luck!
